*dentist slaughters family in front of you*
they’re bleeding because you don’t floss
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in 7 years its going to be the 20s again so we can bring back swing music and the aesthetics of that era but keep modern values who’s with me
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Off to work!
also, I held Upstream Color today.
it sent chills down my spine.
I need it.
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this is the first thing on tumblr to make me laugh audibly in a long time and i think its just because its josh peck
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this is the first thing on tumblr to make me laugh audibly in a long time and i think its just because its josh peck
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when i was little i learned what schizophrenia was from TV and for a while i was really afraid because i thought i had it since i always heard my own voice in my head so finally i told a doctor and he informed me that what i was experiencing was called thinking.
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it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
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so deep
One of my favorite quotes of his haha. It’s the sad truth.
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